Your favourite Martian x reader

Your favourite Martian x reader










(I know this was way over due but I'm back)



episode 4 Bad seed


(y/n)'s P.O.V


"ok so let me get this straight, your doing a favour for Tig by giving her younger niece music lessons just to get in Tig's pant?" I asked.


"pretty much! it's fool proof! *knock knock* oh! they're here!" Puff exclaimed as he ran to the door


I look to both Dee jay and Benatar "it may be fool proof but is it Puff Puff proof?" I asked snickering, they joined in.


"ok love we need to do some editing on the song 'Nerd rage'" Benatar said as he put headphones on as did Dee jay and I. we played the song while using Dee jay's mixing board.



"BORED!"


we all cringed at the shriek that came from a small girl who was the one who lifted the headphones off of our ears.


"holy fuckin shit my Christ" Dee jay said as the girl laughed


"what he Elmo's the matter with you little bitch?" Dee jay asked


then she spilled slurrpy all over the board


"you better slurp that up. Puff man get this bride of chucky away from my mixin table" Dee jay said as puff had to pry the girl off the mixing table.


"what the fuck is wrong with that kid?" I asked as I began to clean up the board


"(y/n) you don't have to clean-" "I know but when I'm pissed off I focus my anger on cleaning" I said interrupting Dee Jay


Dee jay pet m head affectionately "a'ight just don't blow your pretty little head off" he said making me blush


"aw does someone need a hug?~" Benatar asked hugging me making me blush


"t-thanks" I stuttered hugging him back


he let go smiling "my pleasure love~" he said


I walk up to where Puff is "you should've thought of that before you were an asshole" Puff teased the girl


"burger world! burger world!" the girl whined


"listen here you little brat, you can scream all you want you ain't getting shit!" I growled at her


she blinked at me "...y-your..." she muttered I quirked an eye brow as did puff when she launched at me hugging me


"YOUR (YOUR FULL NAME)!!!!! YOUR THE BANDS LEAD FEMALE SINGER!!!!!! I'm TERRA! I'M YOU BIGGEST FAN!" she squealed happily as she let go of me and bounced up and down


"y-your a fan? of me?" I asked blushing


"yeah! your so awesome!" she said happily then frowned a Puff "I'm hungry! and he won't let me go to burger world! he won't even let me eat!"


I looked at him and frown "really Puff? just let her go" I said as his eyes widen and jaw drops "are you fucking insane!?!" "she may have been acting like a brat but the least you could do is give her something to eat"

Terra got up and 'Bumped' into a sleeping Axle who was holding the keys


"hu? hold on mom I'm almost done fucking the dragon" he said half asleep


both Puff and I gave him a WTF face


"stay right here I'm gonna go get you some food" I sad to Terra smiling walking to the fridge when the buss began moving and I fall forward


"whoa!" I fall but Puff catches me "you ok (y/n)?" he asked looking really worried




I blush at the closeness considering our faces are right in front of each other



"y-yeah Puff I'm fine" I replied quickly letting go of him




we both look to see terra driving the bus


"Terra! stop!" I yelled as Puff ran to stop her



"I want my burger world!" she growled


I kept stumbling trying to stand up when Axel came and helped me he sat the both of us in the passenger seat and held onto me


"you gotta be careful babe" he said smiling making me blush even more


suddenly the bus jerks to a stop sending Puff into the windscreen



"that was awesome" Terra said smiling



somehow she managed to drive us to Burger world



"welcome to Burger world may I take your order?" the speaker next to the bus asked





time skip





"now I hate your fuckin guts but I gotta say you handled those turns like a boss" Dee jay complemented Terra as we all ate burgers


"don't encourage fat boy now Tig will never wanna cuddle with my ball sack now" Puff whined


I shook my head laughing "that's real nice Puff and besides your not screwed yet" I said when there was a knock on the door


I smirk "I stand corrected. now your screwed" I laugh as he gets the door


"Tig before Terra says anything I want you to know I tried" he said sadly as she stepped in


"hi aunty Tig, I had the best time! Puff Puff taught me some stuff *grabs Axles guitar* wanna see?" Terra asked


"hey you get your damn hands off her! anyone get that reference?" Axel smiled I laughed


"really a back to the future reference?" I asked


"yeah but seriously don't touch my guitar" Axle said seriously


Terra began shredding the guitar like a pro all our jaws dropped


when she stopped she quickly said "and (y/n) taught me this!" she began to sing the chores of just a friend perfect pitch and tune!


"very good Terra. wow Puff I'm really impressed so what do you say? same time next week?" Tig asked


we all groaned


'oh fuck me running'


~extended ending~


"yo (Y/n)!" I turn to look at Puff


"Yeah?"


"listen I need- I mean my friend needs help"


"ok? what's wrong?"


Puff scratched the back of his head "my friend likes this girl right? and he wants her badly but he also likes this other girl who is his friend and he can't seem to choose who he likes. got any advice?" Puff said blushing


"oh. um well ok your friend needs to make a list of all the good things about both girls and one list of all the bad things. when he's done he should look at the lists and see which girl he's more compatible with" I said smiling


Puffs smile widens and he hugs me spinning around "THANK YOU THANKT YOU THANKT YOU THANK YOU!!!" he cheered then ran off to tell his friend I guess


"you're welcome?" I muttered


"(y/n)? can I ask for advice for um a relative?" I turned around to see Benatar blushing


"sure what's up?"


"my uh...cousin is having girl troubles. he's madly in love with this girl who has been his friend for a long time now and he's really shy about telling her about. what do you think he should do?" Benatar asked


"oh ok let's see...he should try and drop little hints on her like send her anonyms cards and poems or if he really wants her to know just tell her" I said


Benatar nodded and hugged me "thanks love I can always count on you


I smiled and hugged back "no problem, were band mates we look out for each other always"


he nodded and walked to his bunk to sleep


I walked to my own bunk and tucked myself in


"night guys! love ya!" I called out and fell asleep

3rd P.O.V
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all the boys knew they each had a thing for the gorgeous (h/c) haired girl, with her (h/l/c) hair, her sparkling (e/c) coloured eyes, her seemingly (s/c) porcelain  skin and her (breast size) chest that seemed to bounce every time she walked.


"maybe Tig isn't for me...maybe I've just been wanting Tig to Fuck but when I'm with (y/n) I don't think about any other girls...I want her, I want only (y/n)! I love her" Puff thought to himself when he heard "love ya!" form (y/n) he imagined she was talking to him he fell asleep mumbling "night (y/n) I love you too, someday I'll be a rapping king and you'll be my singing Queen"


"I really do hope I can pull this off. I really want to tell her but what if she laughs at me? no she wouldn't but I'll follow her advice and leave her little notes. (y/n), my darling girl I want you to be mine. I love you,(y/n)" Benatar thought to himself when he heard "love ya!" form (y/n) he imagined she was talking to him he smiled sweetly and fell asleep mumbling "night (y/n) I love you too, someday we'll be together forever"


"man (y/n) is so freaking metal! she's hot, sexy, not to mention smart and cute and funny! she's just so perfect! I'll prove to her I'm not just some hormone raging guy! I'll prove that I love (y/n)!" Axle thought to himself when he heard "love ya!" form (y/n) he imagined she was talking to him he smirked and sighed happily as he fell asleep mumbling "night (y/n) I love you too, someday we'll be metal gods and you'll be my little metal goddess"



"that girl is messing with my head something bad. she's all I think about her pretty eyes, her hair her smile. she's just amazin, she's so nice to others and a real ass kicker when she want to be I fucking love (y/n)" Dee Jay thought to himself when he heard "love ya!" form (y/n) he imagined she was talking to him he fell asleep mumbling "night (y/n) I love you too, someday we'll be the king and queen of music"




THE END